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1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

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ironxbay:

d e s t r o y e d

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proof i am a grandpa

peachkouhai:

- hates kids
- full of useless information
- everything hurts
- ready for death

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officialfrenchtoast:

good grades the entire year but fucking up ur final exam

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psyducked:

I can’t believe this

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myawfulpersonality:

Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops

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betterthankanyebitch:

me:

you:

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thomaspaine:

a laser tag arena would be an intense place for a cat

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tvventies:

I genuinely hate this

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humorously:

happy birthday

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